“Hair” today

What makes them think they'll all fit in the taxi?

Believe it or not, it’s just under 45 years since “Hair” opened. It was bollocks, but some people said it was the theme music of my generation.

Let’s listen to what those guys in the hippy tribe would be singing today…..

Ain’t got no teeth    ain’t got no eyesight

Ain’t got no breath    ain’t got no knee joints

Ain’t got no muscles  ain’t got no hair

Ain’t got no liver

Ain’t got no memory   ain’t got no wind

Ain’t got no hearing    ain’t got no hips

Ain’t got no friends left   ain’t got no six-pack

Ain’t got no reflexes

And what have I got?

Why am I alive anyway?

Yeah what have I got

Nobody can take away?

Got my cramps

Got my nose hair

Got my prostate

Got my spleen

Got my dyspepsia

Got my false teeth

Got my prescriptions

Got my bad breath

Got my aches

Got my floaters

Got my shrink

Got my bar stool

Got my check-ups

Got my alimony

Got my spectacles…… Hang on, I did have them somewhere, now where did I put them?  Give me a minute, I’ll find them, they’ve got to be…..